Char and Alex

charandalexI fucked up the scale again.. God damnnit.

780957556_preview_gdfhrewdghf^Get your attack helicopter character skin on Garry’s mod now!^

Notes: pics like these are always a little jarring because the male machines have 2 different sized probes for mating. The one they use on humans and the one they use on other machine folk (the bigger one). Mainly because if they have the one meant for humans out, it makes them look like they have this little small pinky dick in a world where everyone desires to see a cock the size of a mans forearm. Such a thing would kill a human.

The coolest thing in Kerbal Space program

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Sharks are cool
Sharks are cool
6 years ago

Dam those i am not a robot test not dire friendly

Voodoo Queen
Voodoo Queen
6 years ago

Maybe Alex is a size queen?

Hammarbomber
Hammarbomber
7 years ago

@Iron, it’s actually the GAU-8 Avenger 30x173mm seven-barreled rotary autocannon firing 4,200 rounds per minute, or 70 rounds per second, and , scale’s actually pretty sound.

GabsTheGabs
GabsTheGabs
8 years ago

I will test this helicopter skin, i have Gmod 🙂

Chikara
Chikara
8 years ago

Does that mean that while the human is riding the smaller probe, they can be licking/stroking the larger probe?

FinnFann
FinnFann
8 years ago

I want that helicopter model in SL Just so I can run around telling people I identify as a sexual attack helicopter.

Though I really should remake my XF5U first…hrrnnnnn…but lazyyy….

DarkBreed
DarkBreed
8 years ago

Oh my god that Kerbal Veritech XD

DarkBreed
DarkBreed
8 years ago

: Seen enough video, and have heard them flying around. They’re really quiet for jet aircraft. Certainly not as loud as #$%@ing F-15s. Those bastards always have to take off full afterburner just to show off. The BRRT though, that’s audible for MILES :p

Kinda figured being suspended by a sex hammock/sling would be much comfier than being held by dendrites. The only thing I gotta figure out is how one would suspend one from under an F-111 given how big the silly sweep wing birds are.

DarkBreed
DarkBreed
8 years ago

: Pretty sure that’s just the A-10 in general, since it’s rather quiet until it’s right on top of you.

FinnFann
FinnFann
8 years ago

Daaaw…horny bugger ain’t he? Though now I’m imagining him spinning up the cannon to make a rumbling purr even louder.

Gingyflame
8 years ago

Yet is ironically known as “Whispering Death”

DarkBreed
DarkBreed
8 years ago

@Iron: Yeah, like triple ear protection because that thing is ungodly loud XD

DarkBreed
DarkBreed
8 years ago

Well those will definitely make things more feasible X3 Yay ways to make sex with a machine that sits literal feet off the ground that doesn’t involve tenuous suspension by tendrils :3

Iron
Iron
8 years ago

I mean, you might as well be as comfortable as possible when you’re getting your BRRRRRRRRRRRTTT on. You need something to hang onto once that Vulcan gets going, after all.