The Most terrible!

I think with the exception of the A-10 from Arma 3 I’m probably done drawing NSFW stuff for a while. Until that time comes, I wanted to mention that a few people have asked for the ‘story’ behind this latest round of tank porns. I don’t normally write this stuff down because as cool as it is to me, its basically very cheesy, campy ideas to facilitate sexual fantasies with shit that doesn’t exist. When you are dyslexic and have no formal training on writing and you cant spell very well its a recipe to just get people to laugh at your shit. Never the less I will write the story here:

Summery: Through the use of advanced and not so legal technology, a shadow group under an unknown government has opened up a lab on a secluded island. On this island, many military experiments were carried out including human augmentation in the extreme. Some barely alive soldiers who were pronounced “KIA” in a war elsewhere in the world, were brought here to the island in secret to be rebuilt (The half-machines) and act as companions for the larger war machines.  The larger war machines were tanks, planes, and drones some of which hailed as early back as the Cold War. The scientists experimented on them with quantum computing but wanted more “brains” out of these weapons to defend the island from spying. The idea was that the half machines and the war machines under the control of the scientists, could act as a perfect and deadly unit who could operate far longer in the battlefield then regular humans and their tools ever could. Other weapons were produced for general use in combat, but these paled in comparison to the complexity that went into the mechanical platoon as a whole.

The contingency for keeping all of these inventions secret? If the lab was infiltrated, or the machines turned against the lab, The organization would send in some of the more “successful projects” to disable all the rest…

One of these machines, an “Anti-Air Anti-land fighter drone”, the scientists trusted jointly to run the experiments with the half-machine women. He was very obedient and thus got to pick out one of the women to be his partner. Between testing ordinance and running gamuts, This drone called “No-name” began to realize the cruelty of the procedures the scientists dreamed up for testing on the half-machines. No-Name (being the dutiful weapon he was) liked to protect his female friend from harm, and in between battle testing, They got to know each other through general conversation. She was strong, but he didn’t want her to forget what she once was- a human and not a weapon for war.

No-Name began to become very attached to his partner “Rocket” So named because rockets are what killed her in the war happening elsewhere on the mainland.  The heavy augmentation used in her creation (and everyone else’s) left her with few memories of her previous life.  She seemed less emotional- less human in her mannerisms and more like a machine. But Rocket provoked strange feelings in No-Name, and even her gentle touch he could truly ‘feel” . No-name began to really care for rocket. He would remind her to sleep, to eat, and to get warm. To quench the left over parts of her that were still flesh, No-name would use his sensitive modules to physically pleasure her, and the 2 discovered they could have sex and feel each others impulses. Through making love however, No-name was able to access Rockets hidden data (in the machine parts of her brain) and had come to the conclusion that what was happening on the island would not last forever. They would be killed when the project was complete.

Before rocket and No-name could make the other war machines understand, the lab is attacked and all the scientists are killed with No perpetrator ever found. A scouring of the island and data from the computers in the lab revealed only what everyone already knew. All the machines thought long and hard about their fate until No-name stepped forth to tell the others- the tanks and the planes, what must happen in order to survive what “Might be coming for them”. Part of the secret regarding the project and the illegal tech used were hidden in each of the half-machine women. No-Name who was now very much in love with Rocket and vice-versa, explained to the other machines that “While we are in this brief period of freedom, we should fortify this place against outsiders.. and get to know the females who were meant for us.”

Between securing, paroling, and fortifying the island, The war machines wooed the half-machines until each of them had a partner that could counter their own weakness. The larger machines enjoyed the sensation of touch from the women (Intercalated nanowire receptor weaves just under the armor plates sent sensations to the central computer system), and the women enjoyed the information heavy conversations from the larger machines. With time, all of the couples would caress and enjoy sex to reinforce the strong bonds they were developing under the stress of impending doom. Enemies were coming– they just didn’t know when.

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Notes:

1. The enemies that showed up are other sentient machines, but cruel more dangerous versions of the living machines on the island. Vicious twisted machinations that resembled boats and planes and combat vehicles and dragons and chimeras. The organization had stolen all the empathy out of them, and they were hyper focused on their goal to wipe all the other living tech off the island.

2.  The sentient vehicles in this story have no empty space inside them to be ‘ridden” as this space has been allocated for armored quantum computer cores, auto loaders, robotic repair modules, additional armor ect. So in this sense, they are Robot versions of tanks and planes and drones and not the originals.

3. Sex is achieved Through a special probe located in the repair module hatch. For drones and planes, its located on the belly, for tanks its located in front below the turret. This hatch has little “robotic hands” for manipulation and seizing and grabbing. The probe however was designed perfectly for sex as it is full of nanowire receptors, lubricating micro-pumps and soft currents for stimulation and passing data back n forth. The machines are able to experience the pleasure of the act through sensory touch radiating through the body and converging on the computer core. Because the women are half-machine, The exchange of sensation from flesh to metal is much easier. So the 2 can experience each others pleasure during the act.

4. War machines have a slightly predatory personality. Like tigers, wolfs, lions ect. I give them a little “fang” in their emote to signify this, because they are meant to hunt and kill. They can be over protective and possessive at times. They are not above seducing or using their strength to do what they deem is appropriate and good, As long as this does not hurt the women.